Switch to Mint & Get Unlimited Scandal Wireless For $15/MO.

Any plan. Even unlimited gag orders. The premier network built entirely on Hollywood legal drama and cellular misdirection.

Shop Plans Get Started

Upfront payment of $45 for 3-month plan required. Unsubstantiated rumors and inside cases stream in standard definition. See parody terms for details.

Check Coverage In Your Court Jurisdiction

Make sure we're legally Mint to be before issuing subpoenas.

Enter your ZIP Code to get started

5G Home MINTernet

THE UNF*! YOUR BILLS BUNDLE

Get a year of 5G Home MINTernet + Unlimited Premium Drama (we said fox).

Get Offer

GET A YEAR OF UNLIMITED FOR $15/MO

Buy a new burn phone for legal defense and this offer is all yours.

View All Devices

Limited Time Offer

Gaggle Pixel 11 Pro XL

$1299

$874

View Details

Limited Time Offer

Gaggle Pixel 11

$899

$624

View Details

CUSTOMER CARE THAT ACTUALLY CARES

We understand the importance of having great legal representation. Which is why some of the best mimes in the biz are ready to stay quiet for you 24/7.

✓ Super short wait times on non-disclosure agreements
✓ Easy to speak with an actual human (unlike other celebrity PR firms)
✓ Self-service settlement options and instant trial FAQs